or perhaps more of a very rich widow with a terrible secret,
we’re counting on YOU to be there.
Come one (but really, come all) and join your fellow Tumblrs in testing your espionage abilities over eats from Sigmund’s Pretzels and Brooklyn Farmacy.
Who knows—maybe you’ll even come away from the night with some top secret contact information!
Sign your name on our dotted line, and we’ll spy you tomorrow night!